No, you aren’t legally Canadian if you choose Starbucks over Tims, so just skip this article in that case.
By: Jennifer Nguyen
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O, Canada. Practically everybody across our country loves some Tims goodness: doesn’t a double-double every workday morning sound heavenly?
Wait — you don’t like that? Sorry to exaggerate, but what kind of Canadian are you then?!?
Actually, let us at CanCulture show you. Go ahead and choose from one of these three absolutely random drinks: iced capp, dark roast coffee or unsweetened brewed iced tea. Then sit back and prepare to feel very seen by our psychic crystal ball.
Iced Capp
You think you chose the iced capp life, but truth is, the iced capp life chose you. It’s a little basic, yes, but aren’t you too? We feel like you’re a happy-go-lucky and friendly person that’s popular in your circle. Though, the phrase “easy come, easy go” could apply, don’t you think? You also stand a good chance of owning a small white dog. If you’re over 27, then you’re a certified kid at heart — seriously, try coffee sometime. You can’t ask for added mocha whenever your friends judge you for not being able to hold caffeine forever.
Dark roast coffee
We could say you’re one predictable individual, but that’s what makes you so trusted. You like having your agenda and bullet journal in your black bag. But you’re also to be feared, lowkey. Like, not even a double-double or an americano will do? Because if you’re into dark roast, your wallet will thank you for just starting to make it at home. Unless there’s magic in the water at Tims, then we won’t judge. We really don’t want to mess with you. Maybe you can take our advice and take yourself less seriously sometimes. Then you’ll see how fun it could be to just live and let live.
Unsweetened brewed iced tea
Oh, you’re DIFFERENT. That’s why you go with one of the few zero-calorie items on the menu. Plus, a tea — iced yet sugar-free — at Tim Hortons, which is famous for coffee… are you like British with a twist, then? Either way, you like floating your own boat like that. If you have godsent willpower like we’re sensing, we hope you allow yourself some guilty-pleasure sugar every once in a while. It’s okay to like regular sweetened iced tea like the rest of us. We promise it won’t make you any less cool!